Hai Hai Hai~~~ I have been a lazy & homely dog for almost 2 weeks!!!! I wanna go out!!!!!!
Sian sian sian.......
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Rain again?!?!?!?!? Sian -_-"
The weather has been disastrous nowadays!!! Rain EVERYDAY!!! Duh... Because of the rain, Mummy n Daddy cant bring me out cos they dun want me to step onto mud and stuff!
Hai Hai Hai~~~ I have been a lazy & homely dog for almost 2 weeks!!!! I wanna go out!!!!!!
Sian sian sian.......
Hai Hai Hai~~~ I have been a lazy & homely dog for almost 2 weeks!!!! I wanna go out!!!!!!
Sian sian sian.......
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
From Squatters to Private Apartment
Guess what? Daddy and Mummy bought me a new house! I used to stay in the squatters where my place was made up of 4 pieces of playpen grills. Today I have officially upgraded to a private apartment!
While Daddy was working hard to assemble my house...
I was busy chewing my yummy dog bone BWAHAHAHAHA!
After 1 hour of struggling, Daddy finally assembled my house. Mummy shifted my furniture (my "dunlopillo" mattress, my "nalgene" water bottle, my "Straits Times" toilet and my "Bubbles" cushion) into my new apartment. Look at me! Now I need to redocorate my room again.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
I have graduated!
Daddy & Mummy have been bringing me to this Basic Obedience Class for training since 15 September 2007. After 10 weeks of horrendous training, I have finally graduated with flying colours!!!
Daddy was pretty disappointed with me when I was doing the automatic sit la... But that's because there were some people chasing a ball on the field next to the training ground!!! They have never been there before of course I will be curious and kaypo a bit ma!!! Then I forgot to sit. So Patrick the trainer give me points deduction. =(
To make up for the point loss, I braced myself for next test: the stand for inspection exercise whereby Daddy had to unleash me and make me stand on fours while he walked away. Patrick then walked over to stroke me on my back. I gathered my courage to face Patrick and his hand as I always break off from my stand position whenever some stranger approaches me. Patrick was very impressed with my steadiness when he managed to stroke me on my back. He even told Daddy that he will give me full marks for this exercise, bacause I had made tremendeous improvement from last week when I din even give him a chance to walk near me.
After that, it was the heel excerise without leash which as usual I was disturbed by the footballers la, so I din sit down automatically when Daddy stopped walking. He even had to command me to sit a few times before I diverted my attention to him. The recall excerise following that was also quite ok as Daddy always trained me for that exercise.
The last test was the mass doggie sit-stay and down-stay. My left neighbour was Lucky the Jack Russell and my right was Belle, the Thai Retriever(because his parents are Thai). The sit-stay test was chicken feet. When it came to the down-stay test. Baby, another Jack Russell suddenly went bersek and ran across us, causing all the commotion among the dogs. Belle stood up and chased after Baby, I sat up and tried to siam her advancement. Lucky also went off to find his Mummy who was on the spectator stand, leaving his Daddy in lurch. Me being non chalant with whatever's happening remained still until Daddy came to collect me.
Heh heh... right after the completion of my test, Mummy came out of her hiding place to look for us. Patrick then give out certificates of participation to the failures. Daddy said he was surprised my name was not called! Hmpf! How can he have such low confidence in me? I'm his chubby bum bum no matter what! He should have faith in me! Soon, Patrick called the passes one by one according to their marks. He said out of the 11 dogs in my class, there were only 5 passes!!! Out of 200 marks, slowly those scoring 171, 173, 174 went up to collect. I was shocked that my name is still not called yet. Then it went down to the top 2 scorers: Brownie the labrador(which IMHO she is not brown at all loh!) and yours truly!
And there I was, the second top dog in the class, abit surprised but true. My Daddy and Mummy's hard work have paid off. These ten weeks had been neck wrecking but fun. Now I understand a bit of English such as Mum mum, sit, stand, stay, down, no, eh, ok, go, come, bye bye, naughty, bom bom, go bite her (Daddy taught me this, pointing to Mummy), good boy, sayang etc.
Hee! Look at the pictures of my victorious Awards Ceremony!
The Final Battle!
My name is called!
Daddy looking at my result slip happily.
Patrick, Daddy and Me!
I am Daddy's chubby bum bum!
The glorious victory!
Waaa.... Award for me leh... Got my name on it!
Daddy was pretty disappointed with me when I was doing the automatic sit la... But that's because there were some people chasing a ball on the field next to the training ground!!! They have never been there before of course I will be curious and kaypo a bit ma!!! Then I forgot to sit. So Patrick the trainer give me points deduction. =(
To make up for the point loss, I braced myself for next test: the stand for inspection exercise whereby Daddy had to unleash me and make me stand on fours while he walked away. Patrick then walked over to stroke me on my back. I gathered my courage to face Patrick and his hand as I always break off from my stand position whenever some stranger approaches me. Patrick was very impressed with my steadiness when he managed to stroke me on my back. He even told Daddy that he will give me full marks for this exercise, bacause I had made tremendeous improvement from last week when I din even give him a chance to walk near me.
After that, it was the heel excerise without leash which as usual I was disturbed by the footballers la, so I din sit down automatically when Daddy stopped walking. He even had to command me to sit a few times before I diverted my attention to him. The recall excerise following that was also quite ok as Daddy always trained me for that exercise.
The last test was the mass doggie sit-stay and down-stay. My left neighbour was Lucky the Jack Russell and my right was Belle, the Thai Retriever(because his parents are Thai). The sit-stay test was chicken feet. When it came to the down-stay test. Baby, another Jack Russell suddenly went bersek and ran across us, causing all the commotion among the dogs. Belle stood up and chased after Baby, I sat up and tried to siam her advancement. Lucky also went off to find his Mummy who was on the spectator stand, leaving his Daddy in lurch. Me being non chalant with whatever's happening remained still until Daddy came to collect me.
Heh heh... right after the completion of my test, Mummy came out of her hiding place to look for us. Patrick then give out certificates of participation to the failures. Daddy said he was surprised my name was not called! Hmpf! How can he have such low confidence in me? I'm his chubby bum bum no matter what! He should have faith in me! Soon, Patrick called the passes one by one according to their marks. He said out of the 11 dogs in my class, there were only 5 passes!!! Out of 200 marks, slowly those scoring 171, 173, 174 went up to collect. I was shocked that my name is still not called yet. Then it went down to the top 2 scorers: Brownie the labrador(which IMHO she is not brown at all loh!) and yours truly!
And there I was, the second top dog in the class, abit surprised but true. My Daddy and Mummy's hard work have paid off. These ten weeks had been neck wrecking but fun. Now I understand a bit of English such as Mum mum, sit, stand, stay, down, no, eh, ok, go, come, bye bye, naughty, bom bom, go bite her (Daddy taught me this, pointing to Mummy), good boy, sayang etc.
Hee! Look at the pictures of my victorious Awards Ceremony!
The Final Battle!
My name is called!
Daddy looking at my result slip happily.
Patrick, Daddy and Me!
I am Daddy's chubby bum bum!
The glorious victory!
Waaa.... Award for me leh... Got my name on it!
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Toys Galore!!!
Today I was super bored... Daddy and Mummy were busy with their own stuff and did not really have time to play with me.
Nevertheless, the smarty-pants ME will always have my own ideas to keep myself busy! But before I realise I was over-doing things, Mummy said "Aiyo u are really playful!!! Pack them back by yourself ah!!!"
I looked around me. OOPS.
Hee. Never mind la. Since I took them all out, let me tell you about my toys! I have given all of them their personalised names too!
1. Mr Elephant:
My dearest friend who goes through thick and thin with me! Even allows me to chew his trunk and backside (oops) when I am sad.
2. Squeaky Boy:
This complain king is noisy but fun-loving. He has been my friend since Day 1 in this house. I love to chew on his tender body and rub on him when my gums are itchy.
3. Snackeroo:
I simply love this friend of mine. When I am hungry in between meals and begin whining, Mummy will let him play with me. He is happy too cos his belly will be filled with lotsa treats!
4. Twinny:
This fella looks the same as me! Same fur and same colour! But he can be incorrigible at times. Use me as camouflage when his enemies (washing machine) come find him!
5. Tuggy:
I pity him sometimes. Always pulled here and there by Mummy and myself. =( I'll love you more now, Tuggy.
Nevertheless, the smarty-pants ME will always have my own ideas to keep myself busy! But before I realise I was over-doing things, Mummy said "Aiyo u are really playful!!! Pack them back by yourself ah!!!"
I looked around me. OOPS.
Hee. Never mind la. Since I took them all out, let me tell you about my toys! I have given all of them their personalised names too!
1. Mr Elephant:
My dearest friend who goes through thick and thin with me! Even allows me to chew his trunk and backside (oops) when I am sad.
2. Squeaky Boy:
This complain king is noisy but fun-loving. He has been my friend since Day 1 in this house. I love to chew on his tender body and rub on him when my gums are itchy.
3. Snackeroo:
I simply love this friend of mine. When I am hungry in between meals and begin whining, Mummy will let him play with me. He is happy too cos his belly will be filled with lotsa treats!
4. Twinny:
This fella looks the same as me! Same fur and same colour! But he can be incorrigible at times. Use me as camouflage when his enemies (washing machine) come find him!
5. Tuggy:
I pity him sometimes. Always pulled here and there by Mummy and myself. =( I'll love you more now, Tuggy.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Saturday, September 15, 2007
My new hairdo
Daddy and Mummy brought me for grooming today! Mummy is very happy with Aunty Adeline's work today because I look so shuai!!!
PRESENTING........ *dRuM RoLL*
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My new image!!! (Kindly ignore the bimbotic butterfly. heh heh)
PRESENTING........ *dRuM RoLL*
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My new image!!! (Kindly ignore the bimbotic butterfly. heh heh)
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Training Shoes
A few days ago, Mummy went to celebrate Aunty Wanyu's birthday! I was estatic when she got home because I saw her carrying a plastic bag and I think she bought things for me!!! However, she did not give me anything that night. -_-"
On the very next day, Daddy & Mummy say we will go downstairs for a walk. Then, Mummy took out the plastic bag and showed Daddy some weird brown stuff that looks like kookies to me!!! When I beg Mummy to let me eat it, she said "This is not for u to eat la! You very tan chi leh!!!"
Then she carried me and put me on her bed. She whipped out the brown things from the plastic bag and Daddy came to help too. I was wondering what is exactly that thing how come 2 of them are so kan chiong about it. I then realised they were shoes!!! I'm a dog!!! Why do I need shoes for??? Mummy told me "it is to protect your paws ok? Later you kanna ticks and fleas ah!!!"
So I guai guai let her wear lor...
All ready to walk!!! It was quite uncomfortable initially.. But after some walking the shoes seem to be part of me! But, I really don't know why everyone laugh at me and give me a new name i.e. SpiderDog (Mummy says look like spiderman, really meh?)
On the very next day, Daddy & Mummy say we will go downstairs for a walk. Then, Mummy took out the plastic bag and showed Daddy some weird brown stuff that looks like kookies to me!!! When I beg Mummy to let me eat it, she said "This is not for u to eat la! You very tan chi leh!!!"
Then she carried me and put me on her bed. She whipped out the brown things from the plastic bag and Daddy came to help too. I was wondering what is exactly that thing how come 2 of them are so kan chiong about it. I then realised they were shoes!!! I'm a dog!!! Why do I need shoes for??? Mummy told me "it is to protect your paws ok? Later you kanna ticks and fleas ah!!!"
So I guai guai let her wear lor...
All ready to walk!!! It was quite uncomfortable initially.. But after some walking the shoes seem to be part of me! But, I really don't know why everyone laugh at me and give me a new name i.e. SpiderDog (Mummy says look like spiderman, really meh?)
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
My 1st Outdoor Experience
Recently, my crazy Daddy and Mummy keep putting a blue thin rope (Daddy called it a leash)on my collar. I had no idea why they do that!!! It's so irritating trotting around at home with a stupid thing attached to me (I overheard Daddy and Mummy's conversation that they did this because they want me to get used to walking with the leash)! There was once I was on my way rushing for food and the leash got stuck under the leg of the chair. It almost chocked me to death man!!! *ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Today, my deary parents brought me out today for the first time!!! I was a bit scared at first because I really have not took a step out of this house before (including stepping on the red carpet @ the doorstep!). What does the outside world looks like? I thought to myself. But Daddy told me not to be scared. He carried me out and 3 of us took the lift down.
I was so shocked to see my clones in the lift!!! There were at least 3 of them!!! All look the same as me, and copy my action somemore! I tilt my head, they tilt. I stick my tongue out, they also stick out!!! Darn the copydogs!!!
Me in the lift!
When we got out of the lift, I realised the outside world is so big! The sky, the moving cars (even though mummy showed me many times at the balcony), the grass, and even other moving dogs/cats (bwahahaha). I feel so free!!! Running at fast speed with Daddy is fun!!!
I believe I can fly! (oops. pardon the flying ears.)
Daddy also tried to teach me what "sit" and "come" means!
Looking attentively at Daddy
Mastering "Sit"!
Heh heh... At the end of the day, Mummy said something and I agreed with her totally!
"I think he did it all because of food la."
Today, my deary parents brought me out today for the first time!!! I was a bit scared at first because I really have not took a step out of this house before (including stepping on the red carpet @ the doorstep!). What does the outside world looks like? I thought to myself. But Daddy told me not to be scared. He carried me out and 3 of us took the lift down.
I was so shocked to see my clones in the lift!!! There were at least 3 of them!!! All look the same as me, and copy my action somemore! I tilt my head, they tilt. I stick my tongue out, they also stick out!!! Darn the copydogs!!!
Me in the lift!
When we got out of the lift, I realised the outside world is so big! The sky, the moving cars (even though mummy showed me many times at the balcony), the grass, and even other moving dogs/cats (bwahahaha). I feel so free!!! Running at fast speed with Daddy is fun!!!
I believe I can fly! (oops. pardon the flying ears.)
Daddy also tried to teach me what "sit" and "come" means!
Looking attentively at Daddy
Mastering "Sit"!
Heh heh... At the end of the day, Mummy said something and I agreed with her totally!
"I think he did it all because of food la."
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
My First Grooming Session
Two weeks ago, Mummy and Daddy brought me to my ever first complete grooming session which include full mani and pedicure, hot shower, ear cleaning and haircut.
Their services were so comfortable that I feel so sleepy.
Look! I am yawning. It's so comfortable!
PRESENTING WHOOPI EXTREME MAKEOVER !
HEE HEE HEE! I am King Charles!
Me and Mummy!
Their services were so comfortable that I feel so sleepy.
Look! I am yawning. It's so comfortable!
PRESENTING WHOOPI EXTREME MAKEOVER !
HEE HEE HEE! I am King Charles!
Me and Mummy!
Sunday, July 1, 2007
5 dancing fingers
Daddy got bored and decided to show me his tap dancing fingers.
Now, who said I was Slow?
Thursday, June 28, 2007
3 Months Old!
Time flies! I am THREE MONTHS OLD TODAY! Daddy and Mummy bought me a new toy to play! I am sooO Spoilt!
ps: kindly pardon the the-white-is-killing-my-eyes-because-its-so-over-exposed effect in the video because my stupid daddy set the wrong setting while filming me.
At first, I thought they brought a puppy sibling to accompany me because it looked exactly like my colour! Then I saw something, "Eh, how come got two tails?!" After chewing and biting, I then realised it is another toy from my Daddy and Mummy!
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Me and Mr Elephant
Yesterday, Mummy, Daddy, Ah Gong and Ah Ma brought me to buy more doggy stuff. And they bought me a new toy. Introducing...
Mr Elephant!
I HEART MR ELEPHANT! First, I chewed Mr Elephant's trunk.
I HEART MR ELEPHANT!
At first I was afraid of it as I have never seen such a fugly toy throughout my puppy life. But Mummy and Daddy encouraged me to interact with this new friend. So I attempted to know him better...
Then I bite his backside!
Now, Mr Elephant and I are best of friends!
ps: did you notice my new bed that I was lying on?
Ah Ma DIY-ed for me!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Hello! I am Whoopi
Hello everyone! I am a 2 month old Shih Tzu. I am also known as a Chrysanthemum Dog! Dont ask me why, cos I simply have no idea too. My hatchday falls on 28th March 2007. You dun see me cute cute hor, I am a very MAN puppy k (got xiao di di hor).
This afternoon, as I was bathing, a group of humans came into the pet shop. They were busy looking at my fellow friends. I also bo hiu them lor, continue enjoying my spa.
As I was being towel-dried, a long hair human was peeping at me from the glass door. I think I am too handsome, totally mesmerised her! I tried to act nonchalant and enjoy the giant hairdryer. She then asked her family members to come and look at me!
Wa seh! Suddenly I'm in the limelight! I think they love me la. With the groomer carefully fluff up my fur, OOOOhhhhh I tink I look like Brad Pitt! I am Shuai!!!
Then I saw them talking to the petshop staff. After that I was put into a playpen while the humans entered the room. They asked the staff what my name was and he said "Money". Instantaneously, I was like... "WTH??? When did I have such a orbiang and pan tang name???" Hai I tink the staff wanna sell me off asap so give me such a name hoping the humans like it.
To cut the story short.... yadda yadda yadda....
The humans bought me. They filled the forms and the staff begin to cut excess hair under my paws and in my ears. He taught them how to cut my nails (but I really hope they bring me to a groomer next time cos I tink the long hair girl seems not confident man!)
She then carried me in her arms and told me that she's my Mummy. Immediately, I had my first picture taken with her!
We then went to the megamart to buy all my necessities! Food, bowl, leash, shampoo etc! Then, she took a solo pic of me!
...... omg I'm very sure I look better in real life. That pic is too yellowish man! and my dark circles are emphasized!!! Argh!!!!! Anyway, the yellow shirt man carried me and I'm told he is Daddy! So we take picture lor.
After everythings' done, they brought me home. Shall continue my story in the next entry!
This afternoon, as I was bathing, a group of humans came into the pet shop. They were busy looking at my fellow friends. I also bo hiu them lor, continue enjoying my spa.
As I was being towel-dried, a long hair human was peeping at me from the glass door. I think I am too handsome, totally mesmerised her! I tried to act nonchalant and enjoy the giant hairdryer. She then asked her family members to come and look at me!
Wa seh! Suddenly I'm in the limelight! I think they love me la. With the groomer carefully fluff up my fur, OOOOhhhhh I tink I look like Brad Pitt! I am Shuai!!!
Then I saw them talking to the petshop staff. After that I was put into a playpen while the humans entered the room. They asked the staff what my name was and he said "Money". Instantaneously, I was like... "WTH??? When did I have such a orbiang and pan tang name???" Hai I tink the staff wanna sell me off asap so give me such a name hoping the humans like it.
To cut the story short.... yadda yadda yadda....
The humans bought me. They filled the forms and the staff begin to cut excess hair under my paws and in my ears. He taught them how to cut my nails (but I really hope they bring me to a groomer next time cos I tink the long hair girl seems not confident man!)
She then carried me in her arms and told me that she's my Mummy. Immediately, I had my first picture taken with her!
We then went to the megamart to buy all my necessities! Food, bowl, leash, shampoo etc! Then, she took a solo pic of me!
...... omg I'm very sure I look better in real life. That pic is too yellowish man! and my dark circles are emphasized!!! Argh!!!!! Anyway, the yellow shirt man carried me and I'm told he is Daddy! So we take picture lor.
After everythings' done, they brought me home. Shall continue my story in the next entry!
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