Teach a new dog old trick

Daddy felt bored and decided to try something, at my expenses. He told Mummy that this is one of the oldest tricks that any dog should know. He was so proud of it that he decided to video it down and broadcast it for all to view.

Teach a old new dog new old trick.

Oh! Happy Day!

Commemorate Olympics 2008

I'm not Bei Bei,
I'm not Jing Jing,
I'm not Huan Huan,
I'm not Ying Ying and
I'm not Ni Ni.

I'm Whoopi, the extraordinary GymnasDog, which will represent the DOGS species to participate in the Stretching competition.

Support Me! *Cat fans throw confetti and light sparklers*

Para Para Sleeping Styles

Sleeping with Daddy is the most enjoyable thing. He allows me to:

1. Sleep on Mummy's bed (without her knowledge)
2. Sleep in his embrace (without Mummy's knowledge too.)
3. Sleep with him (with Mr Elephant, Orange Mon Mon, and Pokemon joining us)
4. Cuddle him with my soaked-with-pee paws
5. Lick his face anytime I want
6. Imitate his sleeping positions and last but not least,
7. Sleep with my balls kkb exposed (this is a man's thing la)

Hurray! My package has arrived!

After waiting for about 1.5 weeks, my package has finally arrived! When Mummy showed it to me, I was estatic! Mummy told me she has bought great gifts for me and I've been waiting anxiously for it!

I am SO looking forward to its arrival! (I love the recent swensen's ad btw) Hee Hee!




Can you feel my disappointment now? *mega poutz*

SIAN AH.

The Emperor's New Clothes

Don't think too much.

I'm not as stupid as the Emperor. Mummy and Daddy bought me some clothes from Taipei!

They told me they bought them at rather reasonable prices and I must say the clothes look really good!

The following is my favourite!



Pardon me baring my teeth. I waited damn long for Mummy to be satisfied with my pose. DUH.



Women? Period.

WDD - Whoopi's Diarrhoea Diet

I had an extremely bad viral attack just a few weeks ago. Vomitted everywhere in the house, laosai-ed everywhere in the house too! It just leaks out of my a**hole la. Mummy and Daddy brought me to the vet and I got 5 days MC.

The vet told Mummy to give me plain food and water so that my stomach won't have a hard time digesting the food. No kibbles this week! Mummy prepared several healthy meals for me. Introducing.............

WDD - Whoopi's Diarrhoea Diet!

1. Steamed cabbage, carrot and fish slices.
2. Steamed cabbage, carrot and tofu.
3. Water boiled potato, carrot and steamed fish slices.
4. Water boiled lettuce and steamed fish slices.

I love FOOOOOOOOOOD! (oops. and Mummy)

I have fans!

My First Swimming Experience

It was agony at the beginning but fun at the end! When Mummy and Daddy brought me to the pool area, it kinda scared the shit outta me! There were 2 humongous Golden Retrievers and at least 8 smaller size dogs (schnauzer, maltese, and other mix breeds I think) in there!

One bloody black dog had interest in me immediately I stepped into the pool area! Kept sniffing and playing merry-go-round with me. I hid behind Daddy's legs!!!

However, at the later part of the day, most of them left. Only a maltese puppy and me stayed on! That's where the fun comes! Wooo hooo! The pool all by ourselves!

Initially I dare not swim... but I slowly warmed up after all the "encouragement" (literally pushing me in) from Mummy and Daddy. The maltese puppy also wants to learn from me! So bobian, I have to be THE DOG of the day!

Note: Please pardon my Mummy's never-ending-high-pitch-bimbotic encouragement.

To my fellow doggers out there, swimming ain't that difficult! *lick lick paws*

Whoopi - Melody Mutant

What more can I say?