Teach a new dog old trick

Daddy felt bored and decided to try something, at my expenses. He told Mummy that this is one of the oldest tricks that any dog should know. He was so proud of it that he decided to video it down and broadcast it for all to view.

Teach a old new dog new old trick.

Oh! Happy Day!

Commemorate Olympics 2008

I'm not Bei Bei,
I'm not Jing Jing,
I'm not Huan Huan,
I'm not Ying Ying and
I'm not Ni Ni.

I'm Whoopi, the extraordinary GymnasDog, which will represent the DOGS species to participate in the Stretching competition.

Support Me! *Cat fans throw confetti and light sparklers*

Para Para Sleeping Styles

Sleeping with Daddy is the most enjoyable thing. He allows me to:

1. Sleep on Mummy's bed (without her knowledge)
2. Sleep in his embrace (without Mummy's knowledge too.)
3. Sleep with him (with Mr Elephant, Orange Mon Mon, and Pokemon joining us)
4. Cuddle him with my soaked-with-pee paws
5. Lick his face anytime I want
6. Imitate his sleeping positions and last but not least,
7. Sleep with my balls kkb exposed (this is a man's thing la)

Hurray! My package has arrived!

After waiting for about 1.5 weeks, my package has finally arrived! When Mummy showed it to me, I was estatic! Mummy told me she has bought great gifts for me and I've been waiting anxiously for it!

I am SO looking forward to its arrival! (I love the recent swensen's ad btw) Hee Hee!




Can you feel my disappointment now? *mega poutz*

SIAN AH.

The Emperor's New Clothes

Don't think too much.

I'm not as stupid as the Emperor. Mummy and Daddy bought me some clothes from Taipei!

They told me they bought them at rather reasonable prices and I must say the clothes look really good!

The following is my favourite!



Pardon me baring my teeth. I waited damn long for Mummy to be satisfied with my pose. DUH.



Women? Period.

WDD - Whoopi's Diarrhoea Diet

I had an extremely bad viral attack just a few weeks ago. Vomitted everywhere in the house, laosai-ed everywhere in the house too! It just leaks out of my a**hole la. Mummy and Daddy brought me to the vet and I got 5 days MC.

The vet told Mummy to give me plain food and water so that my stomach won't have a hard time digesting the food. No kibbles this week! Mummy prepared several healthy meals for me. Introducing.............

WDD - Whoopi's Diarrhoea Diet!

1. Steamed cabbage, carrot and fish slices.
2. Steamed cabbage, carrot and tofu.
3. Water boiled potato, carrot and steamed fish slices.
4. Water boiled lettuce and steamed fish slices.

I love FOOOOOOOOOOD! (oops. and Mummy)

I have fans!

My First Swimming Experience

It was agony at the beginning but fun at the end! When Mummy and Daddy brought me to the pool area, it kinda scared the shit outta me! There were 2 humongous Golden Retrievers and at least 8 smaller size dogs (schnauzer, maltese, and other mix breeds I think) in there!

One bloody black dog had interest in me immediately I stepped into the pool area! Kept sniffing and playing merry-go-round with me. I hid behind Daddy's legs!!!

However, at the later part of the day, most of them left. Only a maltese puppy and me stayed on! That's where the fun comes! Wooo hooo! The pool all by ourselves!

Initially I dare not swim... but I slowly warmed up after all the "encouragement" (literally pushing me in) from Mummy and Daddy. The maltese puppy also wants to learn from me! So bobian, I have to be THE DOG of the day!

Note: Please pardon my Mummy's never-ending-high-pitch-bimbotic encouragement.

To my fellow doggers out there, swimming ain't that difficult! *lick lick paws*

Whoopi - Melody Mutant

What more can I say?

Rain again?!?!?!?!? Sian -_-"

The weather has been disastrous nowadays!!! Rain EVERYDAY!!! Duh... Because of the rain, Mummy n Daddy cant bring me out cos they dun want me to step onto mud and stuff!

Hai Hai Hai~~~ I have been a lazy & homely dog for almost 2 weeks!!!! I wanna go out!!!!!!


Sian sian sian.......

From Squatters to Private Apartment

Guess what? Daddy and Mummy bought me a new house! I used to stay in the squatters where my place was made up of 4 pieces of playpen grills. Today I have officially upgraded to a private apartment!

While Daddy was working hard to assemble my house...

I was busy chewing my yummy dog bone BWAHAHAHAHA!

After 1 hour of struggling, Daddy finally assembled my house. Mummy shifted my furniture (my "dunlopillo" mattress, my "nalgene" water bottle, my "Straits Times" toilet and my "Bubbles" cushion) into my new apartment. Look at me! Now I need to redocorate my room again.

I have graduated!

Daddy & Mummy have been bringing me to this Basic Obedience Class for training since 15 September 2007. After 10 weeks of horrendous training, I have finally graduated with flying colours!!!

Daddy was pretty disappointed with me when I was doing the automatic sit la... But that's because there were some people chasing a ball on the field next to the training ground!!! They have never been there before of course I will be curious and kaypo a bit ma!!! Then I forgot to sit. So Patrick the trainer give me points deduction. =(

To make up for the point loss, I braced myself for next test: the stand for inspection exercise whereby Daddy had to unleash me and make me stand on fours while he walked away. Patrick then walked over to stroke me on my back. I gathered my courage to face Patrick and his hand as I always break off from my stand position whenever some stranger approaches me. Patrick was very impressed with my steadiness when he managed to stroke me on my back. He even told Daddy that he will give me full marks for this exercise, bacause I had made tremendeous improvement from last week when I din even give him a chance to walk near me.

After that, it was the heel excerise without leash which as usual I was disturbed by the footballers la, so I din sit down automatically when Daddy stopped walking. He even had to command me to sit a few times before I diverted my attention to him. The recall excerise following that was also quite ok as Daddy always trained me for that exercise.

The last test was the mass doggie sit-stay and down-stay. My left neighbour was Lucky the Jack Russell and my right was Belle, the Thai Retriever(because his parents are Thai). The sit-stay test was chicken feet. When it came to the down-stay test. Baby, another Jack Russell suddenly went bersek and ran across us, causing all the commotion among the dogs. Belle stood up and chased after Baby, I sat up and tried to siam her advancement. Lucky also went off to find his Mummy who was on the spectator stand, leaving his Daddy in lurch. Me being non chalant with whatever's happening remained still until Daddy came to collect me.

Heh heh... right after the completion of my test, Mummy came out of her hiding place to look for us. Patrick then give out certificates of participation to the failures. Daddy said he was surprised my name was not called! Hmpf! How can he have such low confidence in me? I'm his chubby bum bum no matter what! He should have faith in me! Soon, Patrick called the passes one by one according to their marks. He said out of the 11 dogs in my class, there were only 5 passes!!! Out of 200 marks, slowly those scoring 171, 173, 174 went up to collect. I was shocked that my name is still not called yet. Then it went down to the top 2 scorers: Brownie the labrador(which IMHO she is not brown at all loh!) and yours truly!

And there I was, the second top dog in the class, abit surprised but true. My Daddy and Mummy's hard work have paid off. These ten weeks had been neck wrecking but fun. Now I understand a bit of English such as Mum mum, sit, stand, stay, down, no, eh, ok, go, come, bye bye, naughty, bom bom, go bite her (Daddy taught me this, pointing to Mummy), good boy, sayang etc.

Hee! Look at the pictures of my victorious Awards Ceremony!


The Final Battle!




My name is called!




Daddy looking at my result slip happily.




Patrick, Daddy and Me!




I am Daddy's chubby bum bum!




The glorious victory!




Waaa.... Award for me leh... Got my name on it!

Toys Galore!!!

Today I was super bored... Daddy and Mummy were busy with their own stuff and did not really have time to play with me.

Nevertheless, the smarty-pants ME will always have my own ideas to keep myself busy! But before I realise I was over-doing things, Mummy said "Aiyo u are really playful!!! Pack them back by yourself ah!!!"

I looked around me. OOPS.





Hee. Never mind la. Since I took them all out, let me tell you about my toys! I have given all of them their personalised names too!

1. Mr Elephant:
My dearest friend who goes through thick and thin with me! Even allows me to chew his trunk and backside (oops) when I am sad.

2. Squeaky Boy:
This complain king is noisy but fun-loving. He has been my friend since Day 1 in this house. I love to chew on his tender body and rub on him when my gums are itchy.

3. Snackeroo:
I simply love this friend of mine. When I am hungry in between meals and begin whining, Mummy will let him play with me. He is happy too cos his belly will be filled with lotsa treats!

4. Twinny:
This fella looks the same as me! Same fur and same colour! But he can be incorrigible at times. Use me as camouflage when his enemies (washing machine) come find him!

5. Tuggy:
I pity him sometimes. Always pulled here and there by Mummy and myself. =( I'll love you more now, Tuggy.

Dark eye rings.

My dark eye rings are so black that Mummy cannot see my eyes anymore...

My new hairdo

Daddy and Mummy brought me for grooming today! Mummy is very happy with Aunty Adeline's work today because I look so shuai!!!

PRESENTING........ *dRuM RoLL*



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My new image!!! (Kindly ignore the bimbotic butterfly. heh heh)

Training Shoes

A few days ago, Mummy went to celebrate Aunty Wanyu's birthday! I was estatic when she got home because I saw her carrying a plastic bag and I think she bought things for me!!! However, she did not give me anything that night. -_-"

On the very next day, Daddy & Mummy say we will go downstairs for a walk. Then, Mummy took out the plastic bag and showed Daddy some weird brown stuff that looks like kookies to me!!! When I beg Mummy to let me eat it, she said "This is not for u to eat la! You very tan chi leh!!!"

Then she carried me and put me on her bed. She whipped out the brown things from the plastic bag and Daddy came to help too. I was wondering what is exactly that thing how come 2 of them are so kan chiong about it. I then realised they were shoes!!! I'm a dog!!! Why do I need shoes for??? Mummy told me "it is to protect your paws ok? Later you kanna ticks and fleas ah!!!"

So I guai guai let her wear lor...













All ready to walk!!! It was quite uncomfortable initially.. But after some walking the shoes seem to be part of me! But, I really don't know why everyone laugh at me and give me a new name i.e. SpiderDog (Mummy says look like spiderman, really meh?)

My 1st Outdoor Experience

Recently, my crazy Daddy and Mummy keep putting a blue thin rope (Daddy called it a leash)on my collar. I had no idea why they do that!!! It's so irritating trotting around at home with a stupid thing attached to me (I overheard Daddy and Mummy's conversation that they did this because they want me to get used to walking with the leash)! There was once I was on my way rushing for food and the leash got stuck under the leg of the chair. It almost chocked me to death man!!! *ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Today, my deary parents brought me out today for the first time!!! I was a bit scared at first because I really have not took a step out of this house before (including stepping on the red carpet @ the doorstep!). What does the outside world looks like? I thought to myself. But Daddy told me not to be scared. He carried me out and 3 of us took the lift down.

I was so shocked to see my clones in the lift!!! There were at least 3 of them!!! All look the same as me, and copy my action somemore! I tilt my head, they tilt. I stick my tongue out, they also stick out!!! Darn the copydogs!!!


Me in the lift!



When we got out of the lift, I realised the outside world is so big! The sky, the moving cars (even though mummy showed me many times at the balcony), the grass, and even other moving dogs/cats (bwahahaha). I feel so free!!! Running at fast speed with Daddy is fun!!!


I believe I can fly! (oops. pardon the flying ears.)



Daddy also tried to teach me what "sit" and "come" means!


Looking attentively at Daddy




Mastering "Sit"!



Heh heh... At the end of the day, Mummy said something and I agreed with her totally!








"I think he did it all because of food la."

My First Grooming Session

Two weeks ago, Mummy and Daddy brought me to my ever first complete grooming session which include full mani and pedicure, hot shower, ear cleaning and haircut.
Their services were so comfortable that I feel so sleepy.



Look! I am yawning. It's so comfortable!



PRESENTING WHOOPI EXTREME MAKEOVER !


HEE HEE HEE! I am King Charles!


Me and Mummy!

5 dancing fingers

Daddy got bored and decided to show me his tap dancing fingers.

Now, who said I was Slow?